- goon
- 1. (goon) (3727↑, 2203↓)a real man or nigga originated in flordia
"told her i was a goon and she went for it" -plies(shawty)
Author: Krinisha http://goon.urbanup.com/25564432. (Goon) (1859↑, 1234↓)Someone hired to rough someone up, usually someone big and dumb who commits acts of violence for money.I'll show those fools, i'll hire a couple of goons to give those butt-pummeling ass clowns a fresh one accross the face. FIST\!
Author: Ed K http://goon.urbanup.com/1190483. (goon) (2065↑, 1577↓)the cheapest possible cask wine.Author: Anje http://goon.urbanup.com/2915674. (goon) (1359↑, 937↓)Members of the [Something Awful] Forums. They were named this after repeated verbal attacks on a website caused the owner to complain to Something Awful owner Lowtax about him and his "goons." Goons have neckbeards, no real-life social skills, a tendency for whining about dumb superficial crap, and a knack for shutting down anyone who has anything worth making fun of. They're known for their sarcastic and elitist tendencies, though many on the internet find them hilarious. Usually proud members of such Forums as [GBS], [BYOB], [FYAD], or [ADTRW], goons patrol the Awful Forums attempting to type funny jokes while their fingers slip off the keyboard due to Cheetos grease. Goons spew overused catchphrases like "Do you have stairs in your house?" or "All your base are belong to us," though they are also responsible for founding and popularizing various internet memes, web sites, and trends. There are many varieties of goon, depending on the particular forums they frequent at SA. GBS goons are often sarcastic and clever, while FYAD goons are elitist and abstract, BYOB goons are laid-back and random, CC goons are artistic and very critical, and ADTRW goons are anime-obsessed.Goon1: That reminds me of a BYOB thread a few days ago. Goon2: OMG ur a goon 2? Goon1: Wow yeah do you have stairs in your base belong to us? Goons: Why do I have to pay 10bux to get into these forums? If it costs me an entire week's allowance, than I don't want to be a goon.
Author: Vampt Vo http://goon.urbanup.com/25800355. (Goon) (1409↑, 1043↓)Generally slow witted, or goofy. Also of either poor quality in character, dress, or personalityWanna go hang out with Loui? No man, that kid's such a goon.
Author: sowingwildoats http://goon.urbanup.com/1562836. (Goon) (933↑, 577↓)Cheap wine. Often comes in a 4 Litre Cask for around $10 Australian dollars. 'Magic Goon' is wine mixed with lemonade, OJ etc. Most commonly said in Australia."What else can get you fucked for $2.50AUD?" "That is sum nasty ass goon."
Author: Diego http://goon.urbanup.com/2318477. (goon) (626↑, 375↓)Wow, you guys have no clue. "Goon" is gang terminology for a low level gang member (fyi, gangs have a hierarchy). These low level gang members are usually the street drug runners who work for a boss that is much less visible than them. For this reason certain things are implied in a goon's responsibilities : the goon's are more visible so they "take the fall" for their bosses if some transactions were discovered by police - the goon would take the arrest and never snitch on his boss. The boss (usually much older ) would usually bail the goon out of prison if he should be caught on a job. The boss keeps himself as far away from the "prosecutable action" as possible (see young joc's ref to this when he says "keep my hands clean cause I never touch dope" ). For this purpose of taking the fall, goons are usually preferred to be younger and are often under 18 (to avoid having to be charged/serve time as an adult if caught). Another purpose other than deals is carrying out hits - the goon will never admit who he works for - this helps so that if he is suspected for a murder, it's hard to prove because there is no motive. In a gang organization (fyi gangs are organizations for organized crime just like the mophia, they just don't get that same dark honor for... some reason). This is what is being referred to in Plies's song when he says "born a real nigga, but I'mma die a goon". And by lil wayne in "A mille" when he says, "I go by them goon rules: if you can't beat'm then you drop'm". FYI Plies, lil wayne, bird man, and gucci man are all Bloods (see lil wayne's verse in shory lo's "they know" remix when he says, "Su-Wu gang, and if you aint wit it then you in the food chain.." (su-wu is a term for blood gang members).I'm a real goon - I'll die for my boss and die before I snitch.
Author: rayneman http://goon.urbanup.com/29948378. (goon) (428↑, 362↓)A tough hired by a company to intimidate union members or strikers; a member of a "goon squad" or private corporately paid guards. Also any hired thug used for purposes of intimidation."You had better stop making trouble or I'll send my goons after you.
Author: Blue Pilgrim http://goon.urbanup.com/4954109. (Goon) (79↑, 27↓)A ridiclulous irritating and mind numbingly annoying person, who embarks on acts of sheer stupidityDude stop being a goon Duke: Im gona rob a bank with a banana Carmen dradel: Stop bein such a frickin goon Verb: to goon: Im gona goon that party, y'alls gona be gooning tonight? noun: Thats pure goonage Adj: Goon
Author: Miami boysssss http://goon.urbanup.com/399291610. (goon) (215↑, 181↓)Australian slang: cheap wine, port, sherry or other fortified wine products. really, really cheap, and usually rough :) the word is a corruption of the 'flagon' (very large glass bottle) such products were/are sold in. although you'd usually buy it in casks these days, flagons still exist especially for port and sherry.arrrgh, mate, that goon we got our hands on last night really did some damage...
Author: periwinkle http://goon.urbanup.com/99132411. (goon) (87↑, 69↓)cheap ass muthafuckin wine has a reputation for getting you pissed quickly, and the comfy silver bag doubles as a pillow ;)"Hey Clifton, lets buy some goon from our centrelink payment and get FUCKED up" "Clancy im tired let me sleep on your bag of goon\!"
Author: LEEROY-WALLY http://goon.urbanup.com/302392012. (goon) (102↑, 92↓)a roughneck,A [thug] like [plies].an aggressive and violent young criminal,dope boy,and gangstera goon to the streets,but to my mama im still a baby
Author: his_bust_it_baby http://goon.urbanup.com/265028613. (goon) (74↑, 67↓)1. A thug 2. An ice hockey player with no useful skills other than to try and kill people. Typically a horrible puck handler and skater. 3. An ugly (either aesthetically or personality wise) guy who is with a much hotter girl that he doesn't deserve.3. "Hey, check out that girl. Why the hell is she with that goon??" "Must be her retarded brother."
Author: J. Mac. http://goon.urbanup.com/257929014. (goon) (108↑, 101↓)a person who is always ready to fight and isn't afraid of anyone a "goon" may possibly be in a gang; Fearless-Do you want to make peace with those girls Chloe'? -No I don't care if we fight because i'm a goon.
Author: Chloe' Elise http://goon.urbanup.com/248499215. (goon) (29↑, 23↓)the party starter, fruity soft white that tickles the palette...almost certain to get u fucked up-this cheap 'grape juice' was put on this earth for one to enjoy.... uugh uugh uugh uugh. Comes in various flavaz, although fruity lexia is the taste of choice\! An aquired taste, that one must devour\!"Thats some sweet ass goon, son" "Here, hit dat goon, chief\!" "Fuck thats a fine drop of goon" "Goon, the other other white wine"
Author: OH NETTY http://goon.urbanup.com/381831616. (goon) (66↑, 60↓)Very cheap australian wine bought in a cardboard box. once contents have been emptied the goon bag can be blown up and used as a pillow, known as a gillow. Many phrases are associated with goon such as:Mate I gooned it hard last night thats some good ganter (banter while on goon) youve got a serious case of the goons (your wasted on goon)
Author: jdizzlllllle http://goon.urbanup.com/350164317. (goon) (9↑, 5↓)the greatest drink ever mainly drank by unemployed teenagers4 litres of goon for $10
Author: joondalup http://goon.urbanup.com/445669618. (Goon) (59↑, 55↓)Cask wine. Cheap shit that tastes like shit but fucks you up. comes in red and white, many varieties and textures."I was on the goon last night" or "im a goon warrior hear me roar"
Author: Trozza http://goon.urbanup.com/166911619. (Goon) (6↑, 3↓)In soccer, a player who lacks any sense of the game, has little to no skill, and plays simply through brute force and athletic ability alone. "Goons" usually try to play by slide tackling as often as possible. This player will also lack any "soccer swag" and can usually be spotted from his outfit. A typical goon uniform will consist of Wal-mart brand cleats, overly big shin-guards with ankle protectors and a baggy jersey. Sometimes, but not always, can also be spotted with "sweet spot" lace holders, rec-spec glasses, and basketball head bands. These players usually have had no training in the sport outside of their high-school or recreational teams. Most "goons" also will deny the fact that they are one repeatedly.Peter: "Yo man, we just beat FC Burn this weekend 5-0. Team was full of goons" Frank: "Yeah dude they suck dick, kid's were all over the field slide tackling left and right."
Author: peterloooose http://goon.urbanup.com/617344420. (Goon) (7↑, 4↓)A cheap, low quality wine often sold in 5L casks called 'goonies'. A goonie can be purchased for well under the price of a regular bottle of wine as it tastes like cat's piss, but still contains around 11%ALC/VOL. Goon is a popular drink amongst teens and the homeless within Australia, as it provides lots of booze for lots of people at a fraction of the cost of anything else on the market worth drinking. Goonie - $15 That's 3 people drunk for $5 each\! Goon is the main ingredient in goon punch, the main tool in 'Goon-o-fortune' and 'Goon Warrior', as well as a popular accompaniment to the card game 'Kings' (waterfall).Guy 1: Ooohhh sooo sick... Never drinking goon again... *One week later* Guy 2: Dude, wanna go grab a goonie for tonight? Guy 1: Sure\!
Author: Danielkjoyce http://goon.urbanup.com/508726521. (goon) (3↑, 1↓)To [masturbate], especially in an obsessive or energetic way. See [gooning]. Also, the act of masturbating energetically.Given the choice, he'd rather [goon] than [fuck]. At the end of a hard day, he likes to [toke up] and [goon]. He's going to go home and have a [goon].
Author: kendigby http://goon.urbanup.com/617907522. (goon) (41↑, 39↓)this word has many definitions, but in Florida & many hoods across tha country, a goon is a real nigga: ready 2 ride or die 4 his/hers, takes care of their fam, not scared of tha law or any other nigga, makin his/her own money legally or not, never snitches always follows tha street code.Plies- "goons lurkin" "Car Full Of Choppers And Everbody Quiet, Car Full of Goons And Everybody Cerified, And If You Froze Up Last Time You Can't Ride It's Going Down Tonight Cuz These Goons Out Lurkin"
Author: yayallday http://goon.urbanup.com/307940323. (goon) (16↑, 14↓)the ulitmate in alcoholic beverage. $9= 4 litres. awsome value and quality buy. comes in a sliver sack known for its healing powers, gets u wasted fast and taste like shit. also looks like apple juice so it's easily concealable.cop says 'hav u got goon?' u say 'no' cop says ' wat is it' u say 'apple juice' cop says 'okay' (and beleives u LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Author: fjsnvdskdavnvskanvask,vsa http://goon.urbanup.com/256386224. (goon) (62↑, 60↓)cheep wine or 'bubbly goon' means cheep champagne. 'goon bag' is a cask wine. The colour (white/red) is irelevant, but must be cheep.I got pissed on goon last night.
Author: mike http://goon.urbanup.com/78125. (Goon) (1↑, 0↓)A bag-in-box beverage dispensing unitI smashed the box, ripped out the goon bag, blew it up and slept on it.
Author: Hammock Sways http://goon.urbanup.com/611829926. (Goon) (2↑, 1↓)a) A group of men who terrorize Great Neck North with a swag that no Gremlin or Goblin can match.a) The groups of goons, goblins and gremlins went out, while Ben Sed was stuck at home watching Sammy and Raphi. b) The goons were challenged by the group of goblins led by Jacob Tal, but were obviously no match
Author: GoonzToGoblinz http://goon.urbanup.com/548284627. (Goon) (3↑, 2↓)A goon is a: robber, killer, gangster, or any hardened criminal. Rapper Plies (FL) widely uses the term when describing himself and the street people around him, Leading people to believe that this is a popular urban street term in Florida, which is generally true. Before the streets took this word under, it meant an overall bad person, from a school bully to a mafia criminal."Everybody [Goons] until they catch a case, detectives go to talking that killer shit fade away" -plies "Car full of [Goons] and everybody certified, and if you froze up last time you can't ride, its going down tonight, cause these [Goons] out lurkin" -plies A ski-mask used in armed robberies is commonly known as a "goon mask"
Author: FLA91 http://goon.urbanup.com/546317528. (Goon) (4↑, 3↓)Cheap cask wine, often consumed by teens at parties with the soul purpose of getting very drunk, very fast. The Goon is removed from the cask and transported in the internal "Goon Sack".I was just drinking some goon. Tasted awful, but got me off my tits.
Author: pelaco http://goon.urbanup.com/443570329. (Goon) (41↑, 40↓)The word Goon is a relatively new term that has recently spread from an arena generally only used by rappers and those in the African-American culture, to all races and ethnic areas. In a pop culture sense, "goon," has been used in many popular songs by artists who are quite famous. Rapper Brisco, among others, uses the term to describe himself and his friends from a particular region of Miami in his song featuring Lil' Wayne "I'm in tha Hood": "Opa-Locka Goons\!" Thus we see the definition of "goon" being applied in a geographic sense, identifying a group of people from a certain region with a set of shared characteristics or habits. "Goon," primarily through the lyrics of rapper Plies, has begun to take on a similar, but new meaning to Brisco's usage. Plies is a rapper notorious for being the tough guy on the block, the "G" who has never snitched, and is going home to his "Bust it Baby" in one piece or in a casket. Plies persistent use of the word to describe his large group of thugs has caught on in a humorous sense with rap-listeners and non-listeners alike. With the advent of the word being used in a such a serious manner, it has grown to describe a variety of people and individual characteristics. A goon can be a thug - someone who you know at any given time could rob a conveinence store for you. Ex: "That kid's a goon - I wouldn't mess with his girl bro." A goon can be someone who acts goofy, strange, or simply humorously during inappropriate times. Ex: "We brought over a girl for him to spit game at - but he was a goon and played beer pong all night instead." A goon can also be someone or something that is mischievous, clever, or crafty. "I've got a date on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday; the girls are all friends, but none of them know...I'm a goon if I pull it off." A situation where many goons are present in a contained space, or an event run by many goons, would be referred to as "goonville," or "Goon Squad." Ex: "Look at this "goon squad," let's get outta here. The step above a goon (which of course is all relative to how much of a goon "person A" is) would be a "Goblin."It's going down tonight, cuz them goons out lurkin' -Plies All the goons around me so you know I'm comin' Half a brick in my pocket ten stacks on me\! -Plies
Author: WTSWTS http://goon.urbanup.com/335978830. (goon) (90↑, 89↓)The toughest,notorius,and most ruthless niggaz on the block.wats good nigga me an my goons kickin it later wat up wit u tho
Author: miss shyster http://goon.urbanup.com/209917031. (goon) (0↑, 0↓)somethings that cannot be stoppedLily goon eating as she is in starvation.
Author: Tiffani Austin http://goon.urbanup.com/633652532. (Goon) (0↑, 0↓)Someone who is totally unpredictable and ridiculousThat dude in the Christmas sweater was a total goon\!
Author: Shibs92 http://goon.urbanup.com/618907833. (goon) (0↑, 0↓)a person who has had a great life, lots of friends, and is always having fun.a goon is a cheerful person.
Author: youowemeacherrycoke http://goon.urbanup.com/613807034. (Goon) (0↑, 0↓)1). A group of people being paid, according for what they will do. 2). A hired thugs.'Let it be prophesized; ni**az'll die because ya crew's goon Around the way ni**az get murdered by the full moon" -Tupac
Author: Tuppas http://goon.urbanup.com/613338635. (goon) (0↑, 0↓)a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there. Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS\!\!\!\! Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck\! Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.
Author: Dood987 http://goon.urbanup.com/613004236. (goon) (24↑, 24↓)cheap wine from a wine bladder. known to be drunk by cheap people, bogans and abos.dude1"that abo over there with 1 thong on is drinking goon." dude2"lol of course he is hes abo\!"
Author: beejftw http://goon.urbanup.com/344391637. (goon) (19↑, 19↓)the truest, or the realest nigga on da block.tha goon squad rolled up and da club went crazy.
Author: goonsquad http://goon.urbanup.com/272267738. (goon) (36↑, 36↓)Cheap wine, purchased in a cask.Got pissed on goon, used the goon bag for a pillow afterwards.
Author: Sonic Blip http://goon.urbanup.com/105863439. (Goon) (0↑, 1↓)A person who has a name very close to somebody else's and stays up late at night.Man, all these goons were adding me on facebook at 2 am because we had the same name.
Author: theman2525300 http://goon.urbanup.com/602642540. (goon) (0↑, 1↓)a super awkward person that fuckin stupid and super weird without realizing itthat girl is such a goon, she just queefs all the time and acts casual
Author: QUEEFING ALL DAAAAAAAAAY http://goon.urbanup.com/592852141. (Goon) (0↑, 1↓)to Goon someone is to clown them, or hate on themalex so gooned sam. that guy is such a goon.
Author: gooners http://goon.urbanup.com/571863842. (goon) (0↑, 1↓)someone who is just an idiot and cute at the same time. A goofball who does silly things and doesn't care what people think about him or her. Is somewhat socially retarded yet extremely funny in the things he or she says/does.Ben Stiller is a goon and Will Ferrell is a huge goon. Ashton Kutcher is a goon in That 70's Show only. But track star Tyler Anyan is the biggest goon of them all.
Author: jambajuicelvr21 http://goon.urbanup.com/561218043. (Goon) (0↑, 1↓)1. hoodlum or thug 2. a stupid, [foolish] or awkward person 3. a [roughneck] 4. a [mole rat], of the [naked] species, commonly found popping out of butt holesBiggest goon\!
Author: nakedmoleratzzzzzzz http://goon.urbanup.com/550183244. (Goon) (0↑, 1↓)A adjective describing any or all individuals excelling in the art of "Keeping it real" and being a percussionist. Basically kicking ass and taking names, while keeping a distinct "Swag" going.Sam was wrong by saying Mike is far from 'goon status', what a dum dum\!
Author: SirGoonAlot http://goon.urbanup.com/544827245. (Goon) (1↑, 2↓)A goon is a person above all the rest. A real, respectful, high powered individual. Goon(s) are like a gang of brothers that always have eachothers back. Don't fuck with Goons."Ride or Die Goons" "Me and my goons"-Plies
Author: Big Meech Goon http://goon.urbanup.com/536599846. (Goon) (0↑, 1↓)any person who is insanely cool, super chill and has their friends backs. Goons do whatever they want when, and where they want. Goons love to party have a good time constantly. Often dresses different then other people and just all around chill people.Matt- look at that group of goons over their, they are so chill Ryan- yeah but they are just sitting over their not really doing much. and they are so loud all the time
Author: goontastic http://goon.urbanup.com/536563747. (goon) (2↑, 3↓)1) A shiney silver sack, filled with your choice of vodka, wine or tequilla, which at the time causes great happiness, But may come with various side affects such as; multiple vom sessions memory loss self-endangerment inability to study or apply make up overly affectionate behaviour Also known as Robots Placenta Can also be used as a comertose pillow, or blow it up again and have a fun game of goon hackey.She got on the goon hard last night....
Author: goon.love http://goon.urbanup.com/501221448. (goon) (3↑, 4↓)Word given to one of incredibly annoying curiosity and ignorance.God Ryan, stop asking me so many questions, you're being such a goon.
Author: PXC2012 http://goon.urbanup.com/495139849. (Goon) (2↑, 3↓)A goon is often referred to athletes who like to fight or be physical, especially for canadian hickey players. They often fourth line grinders who cant actually play. It can also be used for other sports such as football for someone who goes out of their way to make a hit.1. My bro just had like 25 penalty minutes last night, hes such a goon. 2. He just broke that kids leg, HUGE goon.
Author: goonsquad3535 http://goon.urbanup.com/444800750. (Goon) (9↑, 10↓)A goon is best defined as a person taking part in activities such as jumping, yelling and imitated sexual acts. Goons often commit these atrocities in public and bring embarrassment to themselves and others. Other characteristics of goons include excessive genitalia exposure, over-excitement concerning video games, and friendly relationships with parents, occasionally to the point of desired intimate contact. You can accurately distinguish a goon from a normal person by their laugh as well as their indifference to the apparent disgust surrounding them.Goon: Lets Play HALO\! Goons: YEA\! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT\! Goon: Get HER\! [GWNALINE] : HELP MEEE Goon: EE EE EE EE Goon: *teabags sleeping friend
Author: xXSCUMXx http://goon.urbanup.com/423908351. (goon) (9↑, 10↓)two definitions: 1. according to the hip hop community, a bad ass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone 2. a big, strong, clumsy, dimwitted henchman hired to be the muscle for anyone with money and the need to take care of his petty business like extortion or enforcement. Basically guys that do dirty work1."ah yeah nigga I'm a goon, can't nobody fuck with me" 2. "yeah Fat Tony got the location and sent a couple of goons to put their lights out"
Author: devons28 http://goon.urbanup.com/344996852. (GOON) (10↑, 11↓)A person who is uncredibly stupid/slow. They tend to say things without thinking how rediculous they sound. They tend not to get jokes quickly or at all. Generally a knob head.Alex: 'These chips taste really potatoey.' Sophie: 'OMG, you're such a goon. What a stupid thing to say'
Author: SophieLovesAndre http://goon.urbanup.com/301043453. (goon) (11↑, 12↓)thug to be hired by a mob boss or higher authority to do sum 'DIRT'my goon did my work for me
Author: blazest the mostest http://goon.urbanup.com/284566454. (goon) (14↑, 15↓)a person that does or says stupid things. also could be used for someone that says something sarcastic, and funny. synonyms - goof, idiot"what are we doing tonight?' 'lets go pick up some hookers and get fucked on meth. that sounds like a good time for tonight\!' 'omfg. your a goon.'
Author: jesskaw http://goon.urbanup.com/268095555. (Goon) (0↑, 2↓)An absolutely horrifying looking person, usually with deformities, and when you pass by one in a crowd people usually turn to get a double take to see if that was real what they just saw\!\!\!\! Or one who got udderly smashed by the ugly stickZach Schwanke is a complete Goon\!\!\!\!
Author: Perrin Word http://goon.urbanup.com/576464656. (goon) (0↑, 2↓)Someone whose got the following prorities: makin money chillen wit the homies and gettin broads goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight50 cent is a goon. I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon
Author: jerryduu http://goon.urbanup.com/572952057. (Goon) (3↑, 5↓)A Goon in the singular is an [idiot] that does [idiotic] things with no real harmful side effects other than to them selves. Mostly, the outcome of their goonish behaviour is relatively entertaining to the rest of the world. The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of [coolness] and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, [SAS] training is advised."He's just tried to boil an electric kettle on the stove and given himself third degree burns. What a Goon."
Author: Aralitra http://goon.urbanup.com/445649658. (goon) (2↑, 4↓)someone who is ready to do anything, anywhere, at anytime.Tiffany is a goon because I can call her at anytime and she will be ready.
Author: Karebear1859 http://goon.urbanup.com/417529359. (goon) (36↑, 38↓)Well-known slang term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. Means achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as a avid masturbator. The term has been in frequent use for at least ten years, perhaps emerging from the physical look of one who is "gooning" or "in the goon," which is a self-possessed, glassy eyed stare of stupidity (thus, an oaf). Also known as "bator mush" and "slain in the bate."There I was, stroking for hours, and I was into the goon so deep that a bomb could have gone off next door, and I would not have noticed. Whenever we masturbate together, I like to watch him goon on his penis ... he really gets into it.
Author: Anonymous94611 http://goon.urbanup.com/215689560. (goon) (0↑, 3↓)A tough guy who is a beast and can run really fast and win racesMan look at the awesome goon
Author: kt08 http://goon.urbanup.com/510902161. (goon) (1↑, 4↓)mike monacomike monaco is the biggest goon ever
Author: whocares1234 http://goon.urbanup.com/506691162. (goon) (1↑, 4↓)means gangster or possibly thug.wuu2? you know, just going go jam with my goons. \\/ whats going on bruv? nothing allie just jamming with my goons init. \\/ naaaaaa man my goons will BANG YOU.
Author: Feeeeeeeeee again ;) http://goon.urbanup.com/407635163. (goon) (3↑, 6↓)To ejaculate upon ones face, after a Blowjob, or a Bo Jangle.Oh man, that Bo Jangle was great, I just gooned all over your face\!
Author: Runean http://goon.urbanup.com/394144964. (goon) (1↑, 4↓)The act of driving around in a car and simultaneously goating and [mooning] innocent passerbys. It is a simple combining of the two words.Oh crap dude, I think we were just gooned by that car.
Author: PRdepartment http://goon.urbanup.com/390139065. (goon) (22↑, 25↓)(n)Person usually a male who thinks they are hot shit, and thinks they get all the ladies when they really don't. A goon usually comes equip with a fitted, beanie with a brim, large fake diamond studs. Goons may also use hair gel in abundance and spend a little too much time in the tanning salon. Also to qualify to be a literal goon you have to have worn a velor track suit at least once in life. Most goons can be found in tanning salons, malls or any high school. Goons usually travel in packs of three and give there "crew" a stupid name including the number of people in their group. To complete the goon look they should have some sort of touch screen phone usually the dare by verizon wireless. Goons also over use phrases such as "Ya Dig?", "Not Even", "Chyea", and "You Know". They also use cheesy pick up lines such as "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see my self in your pants." or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven".Oh my god did you see that goon in the mall the other texting on his dare? He totally needs to stop tanning he was literally orange.
Author: cbgbebLmmptato http://goon.urbanup.com/357445466. (GOON) (10↑, 13↓)goon is basically a real person, also a goon is somebody you pay money to go beat somebody or scare somebody...Goon originated in Florida\!...The rest living in different states are just followers\!You fuck wid me i bet im goin have dem fuckin goonz comin fa yo azz
Author: Flawda guh http://goon.urbanup.com/331933267. (goon) (7↑, 10↓)a man thats hired to terrorize and to defeat all of their opponents"IMMA GOON\! You wanna know whatta goon is.. Its a man thats hired to terrorize and to defeat all of their opponents. Thats whatta goon is." (Creepa)MTV'S Gs to Gents
Author: chuck raggh http://goon.urbanup.com/330854368. (goon) (146↑, 149↓)a clumsy oafkimball is such a goon
Author: Rox http://goon.urbanup.com/2465169. (Goon) (0↑, 4↓)Rap therapist, blog having, good fashion wearing hoodlum. Follows "the rap" and "the hip hop." Seeks guidance from Das Racist and Kanye WestHave you seen Kanye West's dick? It's on Goon.us
Author: GetRealPF http://goon.urbanup.com/575483470. (goon) (2↑, 6↓)Someone who is from the hood. They are usually under 18 and have all these fancy tatoos. They are constantly wearing the same color clothing and they shake hands all funny. Sometimes they like to tell stories about who got jumped or shot or went to jail over the weekend.I'ma get those goons on your ass.
Author: gwhendri http://goon.urbanup.com/497015071. (Goon) (1↑, 5↓)1. A cool word, replacing the word \{pimp\}, as in "pimp my style, yo," 2.A really wierd \{creep\} that follows you, aka, a \{stalker\} that ties you up and pushes you off of a \{blimp\}, like in the movie UP. Where the creep is the old guy that says " Adventure's Out There\!\!\!"1. dude, your car is looking totally \{gooned\} out 2. "Hey, leave me alone you \{gooney\} old goon, you really belong with the \{monkeys\}\!\!\! LONG LIVE \{KING KONG\}\!\!\!"
Author: Ibarkalotcauseiwant2.hehe http://goon.urbanup.com/486859672. (Goon) (4↑, 8↓)Stupid person, goofy, a loser."Do you know Ashley?" "No, that girls such a goon"
Author: maha1234567 http://goon.urbanup.com/474076273. (Goon) (2↑, 6↓)A guy with a girlfriend.Guy 1-"Did you hear that Nick is a goon now?" Guy 2- "Yay i know, kk lol"
Author: adambitch http://goon.urbanup.com/419454774. (Goon) (4↑, 8↓)Commonly used to discribe a scary looking Nigga or Niggas. Orginating in Central Florida"Damn that goon over there looks like he just killed a couple mother fuckers."
Author: Young Jay Weezy http://goon.urbanup.com/349001275. (Goon) (16↑, 20↓)Here in the FLA, the term goon represents an illiterate black person that believes that he or she is "hard", in the sense of being gangster or "a real nigguh".Jay- what\!? im a real ass goon u bitch-made ass nigga. Stef- kool u fuckin illiterate black kid. *shows grill*
Author: Stef L. http://goon.urbanup.com/293753876. (goon) (8↑, 12↓)someone payed to ride with his AK-47 24/7 and protect the one who payed him. Usually has a black mask over his face and no shirt on. Usually found in a group of three in a vehicle. One in the front in the passenger seat, and two in the back."i got my goons ridin wit me"
Author: Yung Tune http://goon.urbanup.com/278071977. (Goon) (12↑, 16↓)A group of people, typically all sharing some negative quality. Used to describe a group of individuals in a negative context."Did you see the group Mike came with?" "Yeah, he's with his usual GOON of mutants."
Author: Scott Fremont http://goon.urbanup.com/255357178. (Goon) (0↑, 5↓)A member of the gang, "Goon Squad", located in northern Utah. Goons are known for their violence and badass ways. Only way to become a goon is if your from the PV, NO, or OV hood.If you mess with a goon, your shit will be dropped, no questions asked, end of story.
Author: Badassmotherfuckaniggatitsjew http://goon.urbanup.com/449213679. (goon) (0↑, 5↓)part of a group of people who just like having fun and getting fucked up, everyday has a new adventure for a goon. part of a crew thats down till thier death dayme and my goonz got 30 [ez's] last night and [rolled face].
Author: cheff519 http://goon.urbanup.com/421264280. (goon) (1↑, 6↓)A real nigga. also referring to Lissah from myspace. They don't take nobodys shit and are chillll.look at that goon just chilling there,
Author: AMBER ROSE BiiTCH http://goon.urbanup.com/373695081. (goon) (6↑, 11↓)see Dwight Howardrefer to definition of goon
Author: bigrobD http://goon.urbanup.com/367899482. (Goon) (2↑, 7↓)A name used to describe a "creepy", "weird", funny-looking or funny-acting person."Man, Michael Jackson is SUCH a goon\!"
Author: HopeDee http://goon.urbanup.com/329659783. (goon) (2↑, 7↓)intimadating ganstercreeper from [ G's to Gents] is the goon from the show
Author: barbiegerlsteph http://goon.urbanup.com/325426584. (Goon) (15↑, 20↓)A goon is a very foreign creature to the human race. Goons are small animals that have a greenish tint to their exterior. Goons are very small. They are born about the size of an average persons thumb nail then they grow and mature to be the size of a guinea pig. They do not look like rodents though, they resemble "the jolly green giant." Goons makes their nests in trees or in places similar to trees (such as telephone poles and light poles.) They feast on a vegetable called sprouts. Even though many people do not know that goons exist, there is an abundance of them. They are mostly concentrated in Illinois where there is an average of 3.7 GPM (Goons Per Mile.) These wonderful creatures are facing hard times due to poachers and small game hunters. Many hunters looking for a challenge travel to a place about 55 miles south-west of Chicago to hunt these creatures. There is no offical "goon season" nor has the goons existence been recognized by any major hunting organizations in the United States.Oh no, the goons ate all the sprouts\!
Author: PD54 http://goon.urbanup.com/287453385. (goon) (5↑, 10↓)A small animal that looks similar to a miniature jolly green giant. it lives in the woods in trees. They are used for game hunting. They only eat sprouts, so if you find a bunch of sprouts on the ground look for a GOON\! But be careful cuz their only allies are other goons, spicolis, and GINGERS\! [Led by Onaga (AKA Patty Dabber)]Goons are also used to run plays to NFL quarterbacks during games. AND THEY DONT LIVE IN HOLES\!OMG\! Did you see the size of that GOON?\!?\!?
Author: pigskin072 http://goon.urbanup.com/279573786. (Goon) (9↑, 14↓)-$7.50 worth of wine, in a box, With a taste equivalent to shit. -Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia. -Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of [bundaberg rum] -which is liquid goldBen: Dude the cops are coming\!\! RUN\! Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON\! i AINT runnInn noWheRe\!\! *falls over* Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public. Brad: AwwW FUCK\!\!\!\!
Author: Brad McFarlane http://goon.urbanup.com/278430687. (goon) (6↑, 11↓)To pleasure yourself, or someone, into a state of becoming a goon, or goon like. Generally, lighthearted use.I want to goon all day and night. Let's get into a gooning session.
Author: jackmanla http://goon.urbanup.com/275639788. (goon) (8↑, 13↓)A person who clearly is new to motocross and can't ride to save his life. Usually trys too hard and gets in other rider's way by not letting them pass or don't hold their lines. Usually seen on a 90's model bike and wear horrible looking, weird, unmatching gear and think they are cool. They as well tend to ride in higher classes of skill then they should. Extremely annoying and tend to cause harm to people around them.Usually the goons are the slowest people at the track with the oldest bikes complaining about the track.
Author: niggabiotch http://goon.urbanup.com/266336689. (goon) (12↑, 17↓)the urine of the god (mainly sataans) in a big shiny sac. only drink that is worth the money. 40 standard drinks for ten moneys. 40c a drink? can you say no? coffs goon boys unite.krypta - get some goon in ya. pussy - no it tastes bad.
Author: eprovost http://goon.urbanup.com/258928690. (goon) (17↑, 22↓)1-Person of dubious mental capacity. 2-One whom does not possess sound reasoning. 3-Hired muscle. 4- Character populating the strange island in popeye.1 - "Ha look at that goon\!" 2- "Ed Littlechild is such a goon" 3- "Quick lets bust a move before they send in the goons"
Author: olive http://goon.urbanup.com/119188291. (goon) (2↑, 8↓)1)Someone who has to be better than everyone else; usually in games, video games. 2) Has no idea of what they are doing and are acting slightly retarded. (Also annoying)(1) Tom: Hey guys\! Sup tom\! Tom: Guys I just totally got my teir seven\! Hahaha\! Im so pwning you noobs\! Rob: You're such a [goon]. . . (2) Tom: Uh guys I dont know how to do this....Help? ... Tom: Help\!\! HELPPPPPPPPPP guysssssssss help meeeeeeeee [STFU TOM\!]
Author: worldofwarcraftpwnsyouall http://goon.urbanup.com/351857092. (goon) (1↑, 7↓)A very funny looking person or a person who acts funny.Isn't Barto such a goon?
Author: danman12323 http://goon.urbanup.com/277654493. (goon) (3↑, 9↓)1. A clumsy [nitwit]. 2. A [thug].1. I'm quite tolerant about wimpy people but Robert??\!\! Jeez\! I can't stad that guy\! A one-of-a-kind goon\! Sorry, but he ain't goin' out with us tonight\! 2. Tell your gorillas to get the fuck outta the target, 'cuz my hitman's more efficient than five of these goons\!
Author: W.Z. http://goon.urbanup.com/258929794. (Goon) (0↑, 7↓)When a friend texts you Goon in which refferiing you to Go On xbox and play Call of Duty MW2Goon
Author: Skoal Patrol 21 http://goon.urbanup.com/514282795. (Goon) (4↑, 11↓)A Goon is somebody who is a hired thug, that might slang drugs, hurt somebody they got beef with, but usually to get that green\!\!Person A: Aye nigga that liquor store was robbed by a goon my nigga Person B: I know Homebwoi dem niggas be hittin licks all night long nigga
Author: G.C. Pilla http://goon.urbanup.com/328562896. (goon) (71↑, 79↓)A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.Shut up Frosty you goon. Are the goons coming to the pub tonight?
Author: tobias http://goon.urbanup.com/75728397. (Goon) (2↑, 11↓)[Goon]; The meaning of a wanna be convict or a criminal\!Mate, your a fucking goon, JOG ON
Author: Liam matthews http://goon.urbanup.com/332948398. (goon) (5↑, 14↓)One that is different from others and has a goonie complex. Dale Johnson. The men in malls who try to starighten your hair. The "badass" kids in 90's movies like Jack Black in The Never Ending Story and many others.The man playing the accordian and hopping about is a big goon.
Author: Jenna Johnson http://goon.urbanup.com/240354399. (goon) (3↑, 13↓)Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds. Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.
Author: Jeff Hunt from HollandNY http://goon.urbanup.com/3245258100. (Goon) (13↑, 23↓)A group of indescript people who are ordered around, or look up to an individual (Goon/s). Can also be used to describe a person who is sociall inadequate. Lastly, a colloquial term for hired thugs/goons.I'll get my goons to come to the party, you getting your cronies? Look at that goon over there, he's such a loser... Some goons broke johnny's legs\!
Author: Ivory Dragon http://goon.urbanup.com/1241595101. (Goon) (30↑, 40↓)1. a thug (see also [hired goon]) 2. a stupid person, a dullardThe frightened woman, finding herself surrounded by goons, made the desperate decision to use the pepper spray,in spite of thier threat to call the boss if she did so.
Author: Light Joker http://goon.urbanup.com/831559102. (goon) (14↑, 26↓)A person that is wild. They aint scared, real goons dont have a crew. They can get down by they self. Aka a crazy ass gangsta.Man my dude Sam a straight goon he went to fight this dude by his self. It was 3 ta 1.
Author: Ya gurl Rob http://goon.urbanup.com/1653165103. (goon) (39↑, 51↓)1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player 2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon\! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player\! 2) What\! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.
Author: Silky Smooth http://goon.urbanup.com/431783104. (GOON) (20↑, 33↓)The creator of everything, the God of absurdity, in the beginning, GOON created man as a testament to the utter absurdity of things, and it did a damn fine job. (GOONASH chp.1)"I AM GOON" shouted the being as it gazed upon the desolate eternity(GOONASH chp.1)
Author: Jonathan(The Flames) http://goon.urbanup.com/561448105. (goon) (6↑, 19↓)A strong alcoholic beveragethe goon beat me again last night
Author: Ænimal http://goon.urbanup.com/526080106. (goon) (7↑, 20↓)1. The creator of all, believed in those by the theory of dump. 2. The greatest man on the face of planet earth. 3. Includes the deffinition of [barros] 4. An extremely large man with an even larger trust fund. 5. An all consuming human black hole. 6. The ultimate lord of buffalo wings. 7. The creator and destroyer of allAll bow down to goon for fear that our country be eaten
Author: john barros http://goon.urbanup.com/459094107. (goon) (0↑, 14↓)some n00b with stupid eyes some 1 who is hired hired goonBen ***** evans is a hired goon lool
Author: Steve601 http://goon.urbanup.com/2729496108. (Goon) (6↑, 20↓)Generally slow witted, goofy or KatyOMG Katy your are such a GOON
Author: X_patch_X http://goon.urbanup.com/2209823109. (Goon) (12↑, 26↓)A derogatory term for any person who is not black and thinks, acts, and see themselves as being ghetto. People who wear Tall Tee's and wear ridiculously oversized baggy jeans without physical need and/or refer to themselves or any other non black person as "nigga" in any sentence and uses the word "nigga" repeatedly.Sean: Yo matt check out the dumb ass white kids with the tall tee's and the Bape T-shirts. they must really think their ghetto. (laughing) Matt: what a bunch of fucking GOONS\!\!
Author: mc_rat http://goon.urbanup.com/1900303110. (goon) (4↑, 18↓)the name of a skateboard move. it can be achieved by going into a manual, and then grabbing the nose of the board while manualing. You can perform a nose goon while nosemanualing, then you grab the tail of the board. holding a goon while moving is very risky.He is the man because he pulled a goon all the way down my street\!
Author: liana http://goon.urbanup.com/1252320111. (goon) (6↑, 20↓)Every man in Newquay who owns a Sailors loyalty card. You know who you are\!Oh look, there's that goon trying to pull the 15 year old wearing white lycra.
Author: Beast From The East http://goon.urbanup.com/676088112. (Goon) (8↑, 22↓)+ bag, Something Damo pissed inOi dont look at me im pissing in tha goonbag.
Author: Swineth http://goon.urbanup.com/187048113. (goon) (5↑, 20↓)an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoeverThat guy Vinny is a fucking goon.
Author: Vino http://goon.urbanup.com/2023841114. (goon) (10↑, 25↓)A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.I can't believe that stinky fucker Dean keeps buying this shit weed. What a goon\!
Author: bang, bang Nick Lange http://goon.urbanup.com/1876039115. (goon) (18↑, 33↓)An ugly and retarded person as told in a cruel way. As explained by Billy Brown in Buffalo '66 to his friend.(Excerpt from Buffalo '66) (Talking to friend on the phone that insists people call him Rocky instead of Goon) Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.
Author: Daniel M. M. http://goon.urbanup.com/1808138116. (goon) (17↑, 32↓)Drug abusers and griefers. Hypocrites and madmen. Psychopaths and sarcastic bastards. Good people, basically. Possible attatchment to website www.somethingawful.com, but direct connections or contact information are a guarded secret."That goon griefed the Hamidon raid\!", "Dude, that goon totally ripped on your twelve color costume\!", "Oh, those goons\!"
Author: Forum Superstar http://goon.urbanup.com/1150549117. (goon) (14↑, 29↓)Dan Braico, plain and simple. He is the biggest goon on the face of this planet.Dan is so dumb, he asked me one question...so I answered...no less than two minutes later, he asked the same exact question. Who does that?
Author: Lateesha http://goon.urbanup.com/844585118. (goon) (15↑, 30↓)A tall, usually white, person who lacks dexterity, may have big feet, and tends to unintensionally perform clumsy actions.Man, did you see that goon brick his free throw?
Author: agentcodyfranks http://goon.urbanup.com/471954119. (goon) (64↑, 79↓)1) a wankster of the most colossal proportions 2) Sometimes said goon is so awful and toolish that one cannot refer to him as simply a "goon." There are so many "goons" out there that to call said goon "goon" is actually a term of endearment. Instead, awful tool kids such as these should be known as "pure goon." The term is not restricted to men.Dan Streim has the tooliest, most awful shoes I have ever seen daink\! He is pure goon.
Author: Awful Kid AKA Steve Baird http://goon.urbanup.com/433112120. (goon) (4↑, 19↓)A second world war nickname for a German soldior.I hate those goons
Author: Becky http://goon.urbanup.com/426302121. (goon) (67↑, 82↓)someone stupid, a retard for examplechip is a goon
Author: botaf http://goon.urbanup.com/298768122. (Goon) (27↑, 42↓)a goon is someone that you can't depend on someone that makes promises that they can't keep.Author: Darius http://goon.urbanup.com/86167123. (goon) (6↑, 22↓)A hockey player who's job is to hurt people. Also, some goons protect the best player on a team from the goons on other teams.Wayne Gretzky never skated without his goon, Marty McSorley.
Author: AldoPignotti http://goon.urbanup.com/2087302124. (Goon) (3↑, 19↓)Alexander Pesci .Why, look who it is\! Douglas Wayne Phillips\! What a goon. Oh wait, it's not Wayne, it's his goon protege, Alexander Pesci.
Author: Aaron http://goon.urbanup.com/1194357125. (goon) (4↑, 20↓)A large man who likes to, or is paid to beat up people for their boss. Also overly aggressive behavior.Send the Goons after him\! Goon it up\!
Author: DPB http://goon.urbanup.com/1125785126. (goon) (4↑, 20↓)a person who is less than intelligent.Charlie was so stupid earlier - he's a total goon\!
Author: boho chick http://goon.urbanup.com/1124473127. (goon) (7↑, 23↓)A stupid/annoying/clumsy person.You stupid goon\! *sigh*
Author: Quiet Robert http://goon.urbanup.com/1088481128. (goon) (22↑, 38↓)The act of laying shit, feces, or fecal matter.I'll be right back, I gotta drop a goon.
Author: Jim Nunan http://goon.urbanup.com/442114129. (Goon) (64↑, 80↓)a big fecking idiotbazrat you goon
Author: Mcfarts http://goon.urbanup.com/148454130. (goon) (1↑, 18↓)a chill, peace loving, drunk, marijuana smoking, [heina]HO: I wanna know, Al am I the only one, tell me? And she said, "You're not the only goon, but you're the best, Haley"
Author: maryjay http://goon.urbanup.com/2013322131. (goon) (4↑, 21↓)Guy poon a.k.a. gay sexLook at Eric; it looks like he's trying to get some goon from Steve.
Author: aleftynamedtony http://goon.urbanup.com/1724723132. (goon) (13↑, 30↓)an asshole who chills at a cornerstore and dont buy shitLook at that motherfuckin goon over there. He aint doin shit.
Author: Jamal http://goon.urbanup.com/774649133. (Goon) (24↑, 41↓)Diaper or underwear. Can also be an insult."Don't fucking bring your goons to the party, you little shit."
Author: Pr0n http://goon.urbanup.com/83300134. (goon) (7↑, 25↓)A term used to describe a person who studies chemical engineering.Look at that goon Alex and his air-lift fermentor.
Author: ce2jrz http://goon.urbanup.com/1243169135. (goon) (7↑, 25↓)some one who makes jokes that are disturbing and most despicable in the highest fashion. They are usually unintelligible by their irrevocable [stupidity]random goon: "ever suck a dick you didn't like before?" me: "no, that dosen't make any sense." goon walks away to goonish friend. random goon: "hey this guy, i just asked him if he sucks dick and he was like I suck dick" goons walk away. me: "those guys are gay, GAY." [buffoon] [lame-brain] [fathead]
Author: straight as a nail. http://goon.urbanup.com/996533136. (goon) (2↑, 21↓)A person without any athletic skill or coordination whatsoever. Who is way bigger than you and uses this advantage to beat you in sports/life anyway.Alex: Ryan is such a goon. Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game. Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.
Author: Grason B. http://goon.urbanup.com/1632631137. (goon) (12↑, 32↓)Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag. Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet. From the "Popeye" cartoon stripssqiggle,squiggle,squiggle,etc,etc... Sea Hag: "Kill Popeye\!" Alice:"Blubber,Blubber (Noooooo\!)"
Author: Skeletal Munchkin http://goon.urbanup.com/1057521138. (goon) (6↑, 26↓)a skeeve, someone that really sucks and that everyone hatesDrty Derr That kid is a fucking goon ass O'Fay
Author: joey http://goon.urbanup.com/924545139. (goon) (16↑, 36↓)Some Fat cunt who goes into a chippy and asks for a pizzaKeith: (After reading the menu and realising there are no pizzas on it) Can I Have a Pizza? Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.
Author: Adski http://goon.urbanup.com/557507140. (Goon) (15↑, 35↓)1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person. 2. A hired thug1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon" 2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."
Author: God http://goon.urbanup.com/139868141. (goon) (24↑, 45↓)13 year old shitstains who think they are at the height of wit by being a complete asswipe to everyone and repeating the same lame-ass tired out catchphrases as some kind of secret handshake with other "goons"."Do you have stairs in your house?" "The internet makes you stupid\!" "OMG I'M A GOON TOO WE'RE SO KEWL\!"
Author: Riconoen http://goon.urbanup.com/1716917142. (Goon) (5↑, 29↓)A harmless fool, who contributes absolutely nothing to society. Totally harmless but undeniably irritating.'Most of the people on a small world are complete Goons'
Author: cup cake http://goon.urbanup.com/1376602143. (goon) (5↑, 31↓)stemming from a rare and illusive form of panda in southeast asia this modern genome of human tends to be the most affeminent form of homosexual in the world...ever...gooooooooooooooooooooooon goooooooooooooooooooooooon gooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Author: jimer nenumany http://goon.urbanup.com/1126441144. (goon) (9↑, 38↓)Unsociable or very quiet person or an ugly muppet who does ur head in\!That Scott Barton is such a goon\!\!\!
Author: Carrie http://goon.urbanup.com/815047145. (goon) (4↑, 37↓)Slang; Reffering to the Police."Don't stop da car, da goons are behind us\!\!\! FLOOR IT\!\!\!"
Author: BIG AL/HABIT http://goon.urbanup.com/1505231146. (goon) (7↑, 53↓)A 1337 insult, esp when used in the context of a clan member recruted by you.OMG u r such a goon
Author: Unagi http://goon.urbanup.com/598670Related: idiot, wine, thug, retard, goons, stupid, alcohol, loser, fool, goblin, moron, goonie, plies, tool, drunk, nerd, gangsta, asshole, geek, goon sack, cask wine, goof, dick, dumbass, goon squad, nigga, squad, gooner, goony, weirdo, cheap, crazy, gang, gangster, gay, hood, sack, something awful, abo, awesomeLast updated: 2012.02.29
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